You’re working harder than ever.
The regulars stopped coming.
Rent’s up. Reach is down. You’ve tried boosting posts, posting reels, handing out flyers like it’s 2006.
Still quiet.
And now the big box store down the street just added exposed brick and started calling itself “locally loved.” It’s not your fault. The game is rigged.
But it can still be won if you stop playing it the usual way.
We’re a shadow network of rogue creatives—ex-agency folks, burned-out brand strategists, and marketing misfits—who moonlight helping small businesses beat the big guys.
YOU NEED A WILD IDEA
YOU NEED A WILD IDEA
We don’t raise your prices.
We don’t redesign your logo.
We craft spectacle.
We create buzz.
We turn your biggest challenge into the thing that gets people through the door.
Not marketing. Mischief.
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What We Offer
Each tier gets you a bold, original Wild Idea—tailored to your business, budget, and appetite for mayhem. Some folks just want a jolt. Others want to blow the roof off.
THE
WHIFF
$750
Best for:
Budget-conscious biz owners who just want one good shot
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What You Get:
1 custom Wild Idea, based on your survey
Intake: Survey only
Delivery: PDF deck via email
THE
HIT
$1,500
Best for:
Most clients—bold but grounded
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What You Get:
3 Wild Ideas + 1 wildcard concept
Intake: Survey + 1-hour strategy call
Delivery: PDF deck + 1-hour delivery call
THE
SPECTACLE
+$2,000+ (on top of The Hit)
Best for:
Clients who want buzz, press, and polish ...................…………………………………………….
What You Get:
1 hero idea fully built out and ready to launch
Intake: Survey + 2 1-hour strategy calls
Delivery: Everything from The Hit + visuals + media templates
Testimonials
Names changed. Results didn’t. These are real stories from real clients—edited for privacy and plausible deniability.
About Us
Wild Idea is the Fight Club of marketing strategy. We can’t tell you who we are. But if we show up in your inbox, your business is about to get interesting.
Wild Idea isn’t a person. It’s a shadow network of renegade strategists, rogue designers, and recovering ad execs who still believe in underdogs. By day, we work with the biggest brands on earth. By night, we help small businesses beat the odds.
We’ve spent years crafting billion-dollar campaigns and building household names. But corporate boardrooms don’t light us up like corner barbershops, dusty bookstores, and family-run taquerias do.
That’s why we created Wild Idea: to use our powers for small business good.
We don’t do this for fame. We do it because we’re tired of watching great people with good ideas lose to mediocre chains with louder budgets.
FAQs
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You get a one-of-a-kind Wild Idea—designed to break your business out of invisibility and into the spotlight. Here’s what that looks like at each level:
The Whiff ($750):
One custom idea based on your survey answers. You’ll get a short, punchy deck via email—no call, no fluff, just a well-aimed swing.
The Hit ($1,500):
A 1-hour call to dig deep, followed by a deck with 3 bold ideas and a legally-safe-but-emotionally-risky wildcard. We walk you through it on a second call. Expect strategy, surprise, and at least one moment where you say, “Wait… could we actually do that?”
The Spectacle (add-on):
We take your favorite idea from The Hit and fully flesh it out—visuals, press angles, social copy, mockups, rollout plan. It’s part stunt, part story, all attention.
Each one is hand-built. No AI copy/paste. No templates. Just strange, strategic magic designed to be remembered.
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Because not every business is ready for a wild idea. We pick a few clients each month based on timing, fit, and whether your challenge is the kind of weird we can work with.
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We don’t run the campaign for you—but we give you everything you need to make it hit.
If you choose The Whif or The Hit, you’ll get the ideas and a clear execution plan. That’s where your hustle comes in. Some clients do it themselves. Others pull in friends, freelancers, or community partners.
If you want design support, visuals, or press-ready material, go with The Spectacle. That add-on includes up to 10 hours of creative work: mockups, copy, templates, rollout ideas—plus a second call to walk you through it all.
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Then at least you won’t die wondering.
Seriously though—this is a creative risk. Not a guaranteed result. We’re not promising viral fame or instant sales. We’re offering a bold, original idea designed to punch through the noise and make people notice you again.
Some ideas get picked up by local press. Some get shared 10,000 times. Some quietly change how a business is talked about. And yes, some flop—but even a flop done boldly earns attention, loyalty, or a story that gets retold.
You don’t need a perfect plan. You need a moment people remember. That’s what we build.
